The power to digest corn.

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The ability to teleport a maximum of two inches.

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The ability to control the universe everytime you lick your own elbow!

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The power to fly only one inch off the ground

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The power to eat three times a day.

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The power to glow in the dark, but only during the day..

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The power of coming back from dying but dying 1 second later.

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The power to know when to hold them, but not know when to fold them.

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The power to hear people's thoughts when you fap

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The power to talk to animals and plants, but only to have really boring conversations with them.

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the power to ejaculate 69% of what you normally do

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the power to travel 1-day into the future by waiting 24 hours

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The power to make jokes about death while performing dangerous surgery or defusing a bomb

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teleport to the place where you stand

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The power to be afraid of horses.

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the power to be physically attracted to the same sex

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The power to walk upside down but only when you're in Australia.

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anything Aquaman does

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The power to look at Sun.

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the power to get a massive headache whenever you look at toast

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The power to think of your death and then you die.

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The power to be Chuck Norris's bitch.

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The power to change any of your friend's name to Tom but only if their real name is Thomas.

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The power to walk 1% faster.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!