The power to shoot webs, but only out of your ass

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The power to eat food a little faster. So when you are done you have to just stay there for 5 more minutes for everybody to finish

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The power to give yourself a migraine at will.

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The power to find spare change in the sofa

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The power of superman while never being able to leave Krypton.

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The power to become Santa Clause, but only on the fourth of July.

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The power to make grass grow 1cm longer than usual.

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the power to burn your school down from napalm farts.

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The power to poop in the worst time ever and you cannot control it

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The power to turn into a lamp once.

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The power to talk to plants but only when they have mean things to say.

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The power to have perfect vision, but only in pitch black darkness

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the power to be immortal, but only temporally

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the power to defecate while standing up...

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The power to move and run faster than anything slower than yourself.

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The power to magically generate drugs in your pockets, but only while being arrested or in a police station.

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To be able to make a pencil dull... Get it it point less!!!!!

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The power to eat anything, but always vomit 15 minutes later.

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The power to be the only homosexual in a house of 5 other people who are there for sex.

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the power to be friends with Donald trump

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The power to spit venom, but it misses 99.9% of the time.

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the power to turn into a tree

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The power to solve any problem with another problem e.g. Putting out a house fire with a flash flood.

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The power to ride a camel when slapping a donkeys butt cheeks

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!