- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to pass out at will.

the ability to tell time without a watch

The power to speak any language, but not understand them.

the ability to spin gold into straw

The power to see but only with eyes????

the power to like justin beiber

The power to jump face first

The power to not see anything

the power to die on the spot

The power to see correctly with wearing glasses

blindness

the power to say everything in Comic Sans font.

The power to believe I type actual morals. Moral: At horsehead network? Now please go look for prostitutes at a church or astronauts under the sea you fucklng ass and blahblah!

The power to not be killed by anything that can't kill you.

The power to turn 12% invisible.

The power to disguise as an old woman but only with a proper costume and 20 minutes of time in a bathroom to get the make-up done properly.

The power to Punch holes in Mountains, Only Mountains and nothing else.

The power to occasionally mistake your hand for a bear.

The ability to be in fashion.

the power to fly but only if your feet are touching the ground

The power to sleepwalk only when u sleep

The power to make high definition photo a hammer (with a red comfortable heated handle with LED flashing lights) appear out of thin air. (Oh, and on a 8"x11" piece of paper of course).

The ability to be completely bullet-proof as long as a bullet never hits you.

the power to transform into Kanye West

Pointless Super Powers