- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

Moral: THUMBS UPS SOLDIER!

The power to control unsalted butter very slightly with huge amounts Of effort

The power to compare anything to pr0n because "you know it when you see it."

The power to change your position whenever you want. (I don't mean teleport I mean you can lay down while sitting or stand up while laying down)

The power to use a ridiculous signature that kills any chance of receving green thumbs. Moral: What you talking bout foo?

The power to find this website and submit a pointless superpower.

The power to breathe but only when your dead uncle breathes

THE POWER TO BE INVISIBLE WHEN NO ONE IS LOOKING...

The power to make money disappear.

the power to sing like an angel... but only if the song is "friday" or "baby"

The power to have your entire body totally frictionless. Except for your nipples. They have a drag coefficient of around 5 parachutes.

The power to digest corn.

The ability to control the universe everytime you lick your own elbow!

The power to bend time and space in a way that would do nothing.

The power to be invincible......... only when you are not in danger or harm.

The ability to become sexually attractive to Killer Whales

yo mama

The power to clone yourself, except all your clones become Catholic priests. Moral: "Mommy! It was HE who touched me!"

The power to glow in the dark, but only during the day..

The power for electronics to slowly deteriorate and completely break in just 6 months

The power to knock yourself unconscious

The power to break bones at will.

The power to move at the speed of ripeness. Moral: Ripeness is actually slightly slower than time, true fact.

Liam Brudenell

Pointless Super Powers