- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The Power to enjoy Justin Beiber's music....

The power to laugh so hard you can't breath at "Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?" Jokes.

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The power to climb up fallen trees

To be able to cut paper by doing the scissor action with your fingers.

The power to lick your own balls!!!

The power to single handily tear one sheet of toilet paper from the roll

The ability to get shot, for real.

The power to turn into a magikarp

The power of HONOR AND LOVE! Moral: it wont make you honorable, or lovable by the way.

The power to poop in the worst time ever and you cannot control it

The power to make any glass of water into milk

The power to be really offensive after you finished a sentence U FUKING JAP

The power to lick your balls.

The power to predict the present

The power to have a pointless superpower and after realizing that it's pointless

Strength to instantly kill anyone just by lightly tapping them, as long as they're physically stronger than you.

The power to move and run faster than anything slower than yourself.

The power to finish anyone's sentience.

The power that when you sit down you fall through the seat

The power of tasting irresistibly delishush whenever anyone gets hungry.

the power to kill your self when you are not under any stress

The power to resurrect dead insects

The power to find the droid you're looking for.

Pointless Super Powers