- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to be forever alone

The power to open any door with no lock on it.

The ability to be in fashion.

The power to die on command.

The power to fly when in something flying

The ability to transform yourself into a Turkey but only with a brain larger than the head of a turkey. Note: People will become happy if they eat you for christmas.

The ability to be completely bullet-proof as long as a bullet never hits you.

To get to know everything Jack Nicholson has said yet you blurb out his comments and random and by the time you face this YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: You think this entry was boring? It is great actually, what? You say it sucks? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

The power to fly 0 feet in 60 seconds

The power to have incredible upper-body strength, but not have arms or legs.

The ability to be a plonk and post 'Pointless Super Powers' that aren't pointless and are could actually be quite useful.

The power to laugh at other people when they get hurt, and still be able to have high esteem in front of all your friends.

The power to know what weather its gonna be like in 1 minute... in South Korea

the ability to wake up on an elephant

To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it

The ability to get up from the couch.

time travel that ownly have 5 time before loose it

to be able to eat candybars and spit out diabetes

the power to to deep fry anything deep fried

The power to not being able to go use the bathroom when you have to

the ability to solve paradoxes

The power to stop a bullet from hitting someone you care about, once.

The power to kill yourself with a piece of paper.

The power to turn a bear into a gopher.

Pointless Super Powers