- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to shit without squinting.

The power of attracting lightning to your body, but not being imune to it.

Power to come up with an idea you have recently heard of.

The power to fly at 0.00000000000000001mm off of the ground at a speed of 1 mile per hour whenever you desperately need the toilet.

The power to teleport massive objects one inch above your head.

THE POWER TO BE INVISIBLE WHEN NO ONE IS LOOKING...

The power to teleport to the south pole.

The power to change your position whenever you want. (I don't mean teleport I mean you can lay down while sitting or stand up while laying down)

The power to think of pointless powers.

The power to use a ridiculous signature that kills any chance of receving green thumbs. Moral: What you talking bout foo?

The power to see women naked, but only when they're your friend's mom.

the power to sing like an angel... but only if the song is "friday" or "baby"

The power to breathe but only when your dead uncle breathes

The ability to draw a perfect circle.

the power to get married

the power to jump like a black guy.

the power to hold your breath 0.01 seconds longer than the average human

The power to bend time and space in a way that would do nothing.

The power to Lee when your near a toilet

The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

The power to teleport yourself into space without a spacesuit on

The power to be alone

The ability to pirate every song you want without getting caught. However, they can only be Justin Bieber songs

The power to have a godlike super human strength but it only activates during a REM sleep cycle.

Pointless Super Powers