- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to laugh so hard you can't breath at "Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?" Jokes.

the power to turn everything you touch into gold......deja vu?

The power to sharpen a pen

The power to climb up fallen trees

To be able to cut paper by doing the scissor action with your fingers.

The power to release the bogus

The power to lick your own balls!!!

the power to have 20/20 vision only when wearing aviators

The power of HONOR AND LOVE! Moral: it wont make you honorable, or lovable by the way.

The power to make a woman make you a sandwich

The power to be really offensive after you finished a sentence U FUKING JAP

The power to make any glass of water into milk

The power to lick your balls.

The power to predict the present

Strength to instantly kill anyone just by lightly tapping them, as long as they're physically stronger than you.

The power to move and run faster than anything slower than yourself.

The power of tasting irresistibly delishush whenever anyone gets hungry.

The power to journey into the future of the past.

The power that when you sit down you fall through the seat

The power to eat anything, but always vomit 15 minutes later.

the power to put paper to your nose and blow strange liqeud type substance into it.

The ability to read children's books twice as fast as any given child.

The abilty to change what your hair smells like every two years

the power to be on fire always.(even when u are in water)

Pointless Super Powers