the power to defecate while standing up...

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The power of tasting irresistibly delishush whenever anyone gets hungry.

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the power of mind controlling...yourself

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The power that when you sit down you fall through the seat

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power to permanently shrink one eye.

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The power to drink clean water (because i think dirty water is ewwy)

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The ability to read children's books twice as fast as any given child.

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what do you call someone who never says hello............................ a shy person

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The power to sing like Justin Beiber.

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The power to find the droid you're looking for.

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The super power to shine in daylight

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the power to be like charlie sheen and relize that my score is 0

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The superpower to realize that if you guys thumb my former comment up, then it is no longer a useless "superpower" and would by itself contradict uh... itself.. by being useful... Moral: Hey, turning into Beiber at will is useful for banging silly young chicks at will is it not? And I will rather bang brainless women (beliebers yes I mean you, because everyone deserves some love) Disclaimer: Sexual age of consent is 16 over here, and good luck calling a whole nation for pedophiles, nope girls simply mature faster here... Fact: Above.

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the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth

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the ability to spin gold into straw

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the power to make my 8==D go 8=D 8===D 8=D 8===D.

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The power to ejaculate out of your ears once daily

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The ability to dehydrate yourself at will.

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The power to jump face first

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The power that allowls peopl to speel incorrektly. :B

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The power to become invisible, only when no one is looking at you.

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power to breath fire but only through your nose

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the power to say everything in Comic Sans font.

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the power to see 3 seconds into the past.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!