The superpower to detect when someone is racist.

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The power of omnipotence and omniscience but you work in such mysterious ways that youre both invisible and intangible and without will to do skwat. Oh wait that sounds like...

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the power to jump like a black guy.

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The power to bend time and space in a way that would do nothing.

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the power to give yourself sunburn

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Power to instantly turn drunk

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The ability to become sexually attractive to Killer Whales

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To be able to generate cancer at will

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The power to survive underwater, while holding your breath.

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The power to time travel two seconds into the future.

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the ability to make a really long post ajsfffffhkshgdddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddfgggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggjssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssa

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The ability to be blind, deaf, and mute at will.

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The power to knock yourself unconscious

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The power to turn grow a vagina that can whistle on your neck during a full moon.

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The power to hear people's thoughts when you fap

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The power to obey gravity

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The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

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The power to find the end of the sticky tape

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The power to no sweat in the cold.

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the power to travel 1-day into the future by waiting 24 hours

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The power to speak using their mouth

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The power to kill yourself just by thinking about something.

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The power to be an idiot.

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anything Aquaman does

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!