- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to not have a superpower

the power to take a poo everywhere but on the toilet

The power to turn a light on with your mind, but only if the light is already on

The power to eat 2 hotdogs in the same bun

to be one second faster than 5mph in any 80's arcade game using one finger to push the buttons

The power to know you don't have a superpower

The power to give yourself a migraine at will.

The ability to know all the cheats/hacks for Half-Life 3.

the ability to make your finger nails longer by 0.1 %

The power to think of a good super power right now.

The power to turn everything you touched into gold. A-hem. Midas, you listening?

The power to turn into a magikarp

the power to turn food into shit

The power to make any glass of water into milk

the power to have 20/20 vision only when wearing aviators

the power to burn your school down from napalm farts.

The power to lick your balls.

The power to make a woman make you a sandwich

The power to do a wheelie on. Unicycle

The power to move and run faster than anything slower than yourself.

the ability to take an apple core out of the bin at will

The power to have perfect vision, but only in pitch black darkness

The power to see through walls, but only when you're in a glass room.

The power to see through glass

Pointless Super Powers