The power to shape-shift only into a human

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Each time to show up on daily live TV each time you are masturbating.

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the power to be on fire always.(even when u are in water)

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The power to ejaculate out of your ears once daily

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The power to create skype chats with 50 people and subsequently annoy all of them with 200+ messages per second. unfortunately neither you nor anybody can block, silence or leave the chat

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The power to not see anything

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The power to move in slow motion whenever running away from danger. Moral: Hilarious! XD

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The power to be any animal you want, but only if you are that specific animal that you want to be.

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the power to die on the spot

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The power to shut me the F UCK UP! Moral: Ironically I have not said a single word for hours... so that would be impossible... Now, if you hear MY voice when you read this, then you are either psychic or psychotic, which is not that different if you ask me... Now.. if you hear YOUR voice inside your head, then YOU SHUT THE FRUCK UP AND GET LOST! :D :D :D :D :D :D (A MoralMan Original, now this one was pretty cool)

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The power to fly at the speed of light, but then your pants keep coming off!

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the power to see 3 seconds into the past.

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The power to not be killed by anything that can't kill you.

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The power.

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The power to control yourself

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The power to psychically flush any toilet in the world once every 27 minutes.

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The power to turn freshwater into saltwater

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The ability to be in fashion.

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the power to be forever alone

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The ability to forget how to breathe automatically.

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The power to fly when in something flying

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the power uncontrollably explode expensive cars

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The power of bad luck

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The power to fly 0 feet in 60 seconds

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!