- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

All of Superman's powers except instead of Kryptonite your weakness is water

The power to transform into a bucket of water.

The power to single handily tear one sheet of toilet paper from the roll

the power to gain the intelligents of forest gump, but not the table tennis playing ability

The power of absolutely flawless hindsight. -Credit to South Park

The ability to get shot, for real.

to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

The power to know what you would look like if you were ugly.

The power to keep up with the kardashians

The ability to fly, but only when there's no gravity.

The power to be really offensive after you finished a sentence U FUKING JAP

the ability to take an apple core out of the bin at will

The power to look like Stephen Hawking but have none of his intelligence.

The power to have a pointless superpower and after realizing that it's pointless

The ability to fart, hiccup, vomit, crap, burp, laugh, cry, scream and sneeze all at the same time

The power to finish anyone's sentience.

The power to travel in time for 2 seconds

The power to see through walls, but only when you're in a glass room.

The power to make broccoli turn purple and give it eyes

The power of tasting irresistibly delishush whenever anyone gets hungry.

The power that when you sit down you fall through the seat

the power to be friends with Donald trump

The power to eat anything, but always vomit 15 minutes later.

power to permanently shrink one eye.

Pointless Super Powers