- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to be physically attracted to the same sex

The power to enlarge your penis to any size, but only you can see it.

The power to to type Pointless Super Powers

the power to shoot fireballs.....only when your under water

The power to climb up fallen trees

the ability to make your finger nails longer by 0.1 %

The power to be special just like everyone else.

The power to have a very keen sense of smell 24/7 but only when a fart is present

The power to fall asleep each time you

The power of being able to see 1 day into the past

The power to instantly kill anyone you start to love

the power to disappear up your own asshole

The power to have an internal monologue voiced by Morgan Freeman.

Have god like powers but only on 30 of february

The power to grow more genitals.

The power of HONOR AND LOVE! Moral: it wont make you honorable, or lovable by the way.

The ability to turn into a melting crayon for $20

the power to walk on land.

The power to become Santa Clause, but only on the fourth of July.

The power to think of a good super power right now.

The power to make grass grow 1cm longer than usual.

You can hear what people think ...in sign language.

The power to poop in the worst time ever and you cannot control it

The power to sit for extended periods of time in front of the computer doing pointless things. The person who is reading this has that pointless superpower otherwise he would be doing something productive.

Pointless Super Powers