- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to poo without wiping.

The power to hear people's thoughts when you fap

The ability to laugh at migits at inapropriet times.

The power of 12% levetation

The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

The capability to draw penises very well

you can shoot cars but the always hit you

The power to turn a light on with your mind, but only if the light is already on

The Power to enjoy Justin Beiber's music....

The power to change into an Arab at will. Moral: Will not work inside arab-countries.

The power to eat 2 hotdogs in the same bun

To be able to cut paper by doing the scissor action with your fingers.

to be one second faster than 5mph in any 80's arcade game using one finger to push the buttons

The power to eat food a little faster. So when you are done you have to just stay there for 5 more minutes for everybody to finish

The power to release the bogus

The power to find spare change in the sofa

The power to bleed for 3-7 days for a week every month, and still live..

The power to die

The power to lose your voice when you yell a lot.

The power to hear in the dark.

The ability to get shot, for real.

The power to turn vaseline into mercury whenever you think about throwing away a perfectly good taco

The power to lick your balls.

The power to fly inside of airplanes

Pointless Super Powers