blindness

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The power to make everything except yourself invisible.

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The power of reading a book unless it has 3 or more pages.

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The power to make people extremely happy as soon as you die.

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The power to not be killed by anything that can't kill you.

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the ability to turn things purple by touching it.

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The power to Punch holes in Mountains, Only Mountains and nothing else.

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The ability to have A's in all your classes, but only if you already have A's in all your classes.

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The power to worsen your own eyesight at will.

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The power to summon garden mushrooms in the top of your head every time you're having a serious talk to anyone

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The power to act like Tommy Wiseau

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The power to ejaculate napalm

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The power to pee while standing up

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time travel that ownly have 5 time before loose it

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the ability to wake up on an elephant

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The power to be Chuck Norris

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The power to turn your pants into underwear, but only when you're wearing them.

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The power to be black, but only if you are at a KKK meeting

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The power to like Justin Bieber

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the power to get wider by eating junk food

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The power to turn a bear into a gopher.

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The power to know when your sandwitch will be ready!

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The power to have no life and watch a whole tv series in a week.

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The power to shit without squinting.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!