- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to transform into a bucket of water.

All of Superman's powers except instead of Kryptonite your weakness is water

The power to shoot webs, but only out of your ass

The power to eat 2 hotdogs in the same bun

The power to single handily tear one sheet of toilet paper from the roll

The power to lick your balls.

The ability to get shot, for real.

The power to turn aluminum foil into tin foil.

The power to turn into a magikarp

The power to know what you would look like if you were ugly.

to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

The power to hear in the dark.

The power to be really offensive after you finished a sentence U FUKING JAP

the power to have 20/20 vision only when wearing aviators

the power to make a fart that kills people when no one is around you

The power to talk to plants but only when they have mean things to say.

The power to speak a language only you can undeerstand

the ability to take an apple core out of the bin at will

The power to die after life has left you old and decrepit.

The power to finish anyone's sentience.

The power to travel in time for 2 seconds

The power to see you're self in a mirror

The power to make broccoli turn purple and give it eyes

The power to see through walls, but only when you're in a glass room.

Pointless Super Powers