the power to be on fire always.(even when u are in water)

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The ability to give yourself a stroke just using your mind.

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The ability to walk slower than everyone else

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The power to move in slow motion whenever running away from danger. Moral: Hilarious! XD

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the power to make sounds by vibrating your vocal cords.

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The ability to know the current mood of your doppleganger.

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The power to understand that if you type or read at this section, then it is probably because it means something to you... Moral: That is almost a superpower... I mean wow pointless makes a point which is pointless, and a pointless point with a point is... anyway I just divided by infinite loop. Cant say that is far away from zero which by itself is basically a circle... Damn im good! (just for that final line im gonna get thumbed down, its worth it though.

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The power to shut me the F UCK UP! Moral: Ironically I have not said a single word for hours... so that would be impossible... Now, if you hear MY voice when you read this, then you are either psychic or psychotic, which is not that different if you ask me... Now.. if you hear YOUR voice inside your head, then YOU SHUT THE FRUCK UP AND GET LOST! :D :D :D :D :D :D (A MoralMan Original, now this one was pretty cool)

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the ability to give a potato an orgasm

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The power to fly at the speed of light, but then your pants keep coming off!

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The power of the most useless power and have that power.

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blindness

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The power to make everything except yourself invisible.

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The power of reading a book unless it has 3 or more pages.

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The power to make people extremely happy as soon as you die.

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The power to not be killed by anything that can't kill you.

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the ability to turn things purple by touching it.

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The power to Punch holes in Mountains, Only Mountains and nothing else.

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The ability to have A's in all your classes, but only if you already have A's in all your classes.

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The power to summon garden mushrooms in the top of your head every time you're having a serious talk to anyone

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The power to turn your fingers into penises.

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The power to act like Tommy Wiseau

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The power to ejaculate napalm

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The power to pee while standing up

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!