The power to be Chuck Norris

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The power to be black, but only if you are at a KKK meeting

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The power to turn your pants into underwear, but only when you're wearing them.

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the power to get wider by eating junk food

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The power to turn a bear into a gopher.

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The power to have no life and watch a whole tv series in a week.

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The power to shit without squinting.

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The power of learning

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The power to compare anything to pr0n because "you know it when you see it."

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The power to rotten food.

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ability to run very fast forever

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The power to have your entire body totally frictionless. Except for your nipples. They have a drag coefficient of around 5 parachutes.

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The power to Lee when your near a toilet

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the power to sing like an angel... but only if the song is "friday" or "baby"

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The power to use a ridiculous signature that kills any chance of receving green thumbs. Moral: What you talking bout foo?

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The power to ramble on and on endlessly with no end in sight with the most inane of thoughts that no one can begin to guess when they will end or what the value or goal of anything so long-winded might be until you find yourself questioning your very desire to go living if you are only going to continue rambling.

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The ability to draw a perfect circle.

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The ability to smell colors

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The power to survive jumping form a plane as long as you have a parachute.

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the power to fart at the worst moments

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The power to bend time and space in a way that would do nothing.

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The power to transform into a homeless person.

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yo mama

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The ability to become sexually attractive to Killer Whales

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!