The power to be Chuck Norris's bitch.

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The power to throw Go stones to the board so that thei form the word 'Go'

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The power to sharpen a pen

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The power to laugh so hard you can't breath at "Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?" Jokes.

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The power to turn your current clothes inivisible

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The power to walk 1% faster.

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the power to turn everything you touch into gold......deja vu?

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The power to change into an Arab at will. Moral: Will not work inside arab-countries.

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The power to eat 2 hotdogs in the same bun

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The power to shoot webs, but only out of your ass

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All of Superman's powers except instead of Kryptonite your weakness is water

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The power to transform into a bucket of water.

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The power to single handily tear one sheet of toilet paper from the roll

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The ability to know all the cheats/hacks for Half-Life 3.

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The power to think of a good super power right now.

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The ability to get shot, for real.

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The power to lick your balls.

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The power to turn into a magikarp

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The power to know what you would look like if you were ugly.

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to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

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The power to hear in the dark.

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the power to have 20/20 vision only when wearing aviators

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The power to be really offensive after you finished a sentence U FUKING JAP

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the power to make a fart that kills people when no one is around you

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!