- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to Silence everyone when they're saying anything

The power to defeat Chuck Norris but only if you can reach the speed of light

The power to see women naked, but only when they're your friend's mom.

The power to gain an erection at will but only in front of your mother

the power to hold your breath 0.01 seconds longer than the average human

The power to make everyone else blink around you when you blink.

The power to think of epic jokes but only at funerals

The power to be alone

The ability to self destruct at will.

The power to time travel two seconds into the future.

the ability to un-dank any meme

The ability to be blind, deaf, and mute at will.

The power to turn grow a vagina that can whistle on your neck during a full moon.

The power to no sweat in the cold.

The power to deconstruct molecules, but only when they're part of an object with a volume of 1 cubic millimeter.

The power to complete the jigsaw puzzle that you got bored of because it was to hard and now its in the box and covered in dust

teleport to the place where you stand

The power to not have a superpower

The power to teleport......one nanometer every million years

The power to to type Pointless Super Powers

the power to take a poo everywhere but on the toilet

The power to turn a light on with your mind, but only if the light is already on

The power to eat food a little faster. So when you are done you have to just stay there for 5 more minutes for everybody to finish

The power to know you don't have a superpower

Pointless Super Powers