- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to wake up at 3:45 am if you were sleeping, and not be able to fall assleeP again for 20 minutes.

get my hair more 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 Straighter---Girl!

The ability to know the current mood of your doppleganger.

The power to take my legs off the floor while in a sitting position.

The ability to think of an ability - JW

The power to give ANY girl the best orgasm she will ever have, but only when in Vatnajökulsþjóðgarður, Iceland. Between the local time of 3am-3:15am.

The power to have anything in the world you will never ever need in your life

The ability to play black ops anytime you want

the power to eat when your hungry

The power to Punch holes in Mountains, Only Mountains and nothing else.

The power.

The ability to break & unbreak every bone in your body at will

The power of having the highest rated comment

The power to see the future while you sleep. Side effects: insomnia

The power to summon garden mushrooms in the top of your head every time you're having a serious talk to anyone

the power to be forever alone

The power to turn your fingers into penises.

The power to act like Tommy Wiseau

the power to shoot knifes from ur pen*s hole.(ouch)

The ability to seduce women when there's no women in the room

The ability to discharge a battery - JW

The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

the ability to invent cheese and toast

the power to convert oxygen and glucose to water and carbon dioxide every time you breathe.

Pointless Super Powers