Meltman, with the power to melt!

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The ability to know the current mood of your doppleganger.

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the power to die on the spot

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The power of the most useless power and have that power.

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the power to say everything in Comic Sans font.

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The power to have an ability.

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The power to Punch holes in Mountains, Only Mountains and nothing else.

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The power.

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The power to cook 3 minute noodles in under 1 minute.

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The power to act like Tommy Wiseau

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The power to move 1 minute forward in time every 60 seconds.

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The power to block your own powers

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The power to ejaculate napalm

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Read fortune cookies without opening them

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the power to know how your going to die right before you die.`

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the power to turn wine into water.

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The power to make a Spirit Bomb in one less episode than Goku.

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The power to take huge shits at will.

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The ability to discharge a battery - JW

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The power to become a laptop forever!

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the power to hovertate

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The power to shrink your hand only when its inside a pringles container.

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The power to be Chuck Norris

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!