- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to be powerless

The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

The ability to be telepathic but only while sleeping. So you just think it's a dream.

The power of exploding when you think.

The power to complete the jigsaw puzzle that you got bored of because it was to hard and now its in the box and covered in dust

The power to shrink your private parts.

The power to to type Pointless Super Powers

The power to burn the sun.

The power to climb up fallen trees

The power to have a very keen sense of smell 24/7 but only when a fart is present

The power to sharpen a pen

The power to instantly kill anyone you start to love

The power of being able to see 1 day into the past

the ability to make your finger nails longer by 0.1 %

The power to piss as if you were in zero gravity and leave your big piss ball floating in the bathroom.

The power to have an internal monologue voiced by Morgan Freeman.

The power to grow more genitals.

the power to walk on land.

The ability to turn into a melting crayon for $20

The power to discern the breed of a cat by the taste of its poop.

The power to poop in the worst time ever and you cannot control it

The power to hear in the dark.

The power to remember the funniest thing in the world and have a full on laughing fit, as long as you are at a funeral.

The power to predict the present

Pointless Super Powers