- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to be stupid reading this.

The ability to have superman's powers and weaknesses, but have an 100% chance to have a suit made of indestructible kryptonite.

The power to shrink your private parts.

the power to any ugly person love you.

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The power of being able to see 1 day into the past

the ability to make your finger nails longer by 0.1 %

The power to discern the breed of a cat by the taste of its poop.

The power to have super hearing but only works when you are dead.

The ability to turn into a melting crayon for $20

The power to turn aluminum foil into tin foil.

The power to fly really fast but only in closets.

The ability to walk on your hands because your feet have nails in them.

The power to become a virgin but only if you've never had sex.

The power to journey into the future of the past.

The power to remember the funniest thing in the world and have a full on laughing fit, as long as you are at a funeral.

The power to travel in time for 2 seconds

Absolute Defeatability- the power to be defeated by any and all things physical and nonphysiological.

The power to cook pop tarts really fast

The power to sing like Justin Beiber.

The power to find gold in your nose but only when you pick it in front of others

The abilty to change what your hair smells like every two years

The power to shape-shift only into a human

The power to find the droid you're looking for.

Pointless Super Powers