- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to turn your fingers into penises.

To get to know everything Jack Nicholson has said yet you blurb out his comments and random and by the time you face this YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: You think this entry was boring? It is great actually, what? You say it sucks? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

The ability to seduce women when there's no women in the room

The ability to discharge a battery - JW

The power to make a Spirit Bomb in one less episode than Goku.

The power to turn oxygen into carbon dioxide.

The power to switch genders, but you can't switch back.

The power to be Chuck Norris

The power to shrink your hand only when its inside a pringles container.

The ability to get anyone answer your messages when the answer starts: What the...

The power to murder rocks.

the power to walk an inch above land but only on labor day

The power to see 3-D movies in 2-D.

the power to become demented

Power to come up with an idea you have recently heard of.

The power to have no life and watch a whole tv series in a week.

the ability to blow yourself

the power to fly but only during a severe hail storm

The power to control paprika with your mind

ability to run very fast forever

the most bunka busting mega ultra super duper large biggest most powerfull cool best ever strongest mightiest power in whe whole universe but dont knowing what it is.

the power to see stuff

The ability to teleport a maximum of two inches.

the power to control nothing

Pointless Super Powers