The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

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The super power to shine in daylight

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the power to be on fire always.(even when u are in water)

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The power to shape-shift only into a human

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The power to ejaculate out of your ears once daily

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the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth

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To the comment below: You wont get a chance to miss me mortal... Moral: The color of envy... you wish you could be like me... everyone of you, yet some of you got the balls/pussies to prove it! For the people! For the freedom of speech! For courage and strength! For balls of steel! For the ladies... and most importantly... because I f*cking want to! NOW AND FOREVER! I AM MORAL MAN!

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The ability to give yourself a stroke just using your mind.

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the power to remotely jizz in someone's sock.

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the power to be Justin bieber

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The power of self-propelled flight, but only when you're the President of the United States.

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The ability to know the current mood of your doppleganger.

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The power to have anything in the world you will never ever need in your life

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The ability to play black ops anytime you want

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the ability to give a potato an orgasm

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The power of the most useless power and have that power.

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The power to blink, but only if polline gets in your eye.

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The power to make people extremely happy as soon as you die.

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the power to eat when your hungry

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The power to move 1 minute forward in time every 60 seconds.

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The power to believe that Mac Donalds burgers look exactly like the pictures that advertise them.

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the power uncontrollably explode expensive cars

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The power to block your own powers

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The power to know what weather its gonna be like in 1 minute... in South Korea

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!