The power to resurrect Hitler at will, will only work if you are Jewish.

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The power to become invisible, but it only works when you are using it for noble and moral purposes.

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The power to communicate with dust bunnies.

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The power to switch genders, but you can't switch back.

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The power to like Justin Bieber

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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The power to have no life and watch a whole tv series in a week.

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The power to Silence everyone when they're saying anything

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the ability to blow yourself

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the power to control nothing

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The power to iron your clothes with your mind before putting it in the washing machine

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The power to ramble on and on endlessly with no end in sight with the most inane of thoughts that no one can begin to guess when they will end or what the value or goal of anything so long-winded might be until you find yourself questioning your very desire to go living if you are only going to continue rambling.

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The power to make your self drunk using only your mind, but only while your driving your kids to school

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The power of omnipotence and omniscience but you work in such mysterious ways that youre both invisible and intangible and without will to do skwat. Oh wait that sounds like...

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the power to give yourself sunburn

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The power to think of epic jokes but only at funerals

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Power to instantly turn drunk

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The ability to self destruct at will.

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The power for electronics to slowly deteriorate and completely break in just 6 months

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The power to time travel two seconds into the future.

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The power to survive underwater, while holding your breath.

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Liam Brudenell

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To be able to generate cancer at will

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The power to find anything on google. EXCEPT PORN.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!