- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

to be able to eat any type of food, even indian food and then poop it out the next day

The power to make a Spirit Bomb in one less episode than Goku.

The power to know what weather its gonna be like in 1 minute... in South Korea

the ability to wake up on an elephant

The power to switch genders, but you can't switch back.

The power to kill yourself with a piece of paper.

The power to make your shit sink or float on command.

The power to shrink your hand only when its inside a pringles container.

The ability to get up from the couch.

The power to Grow a baby in a woman.... for 9 months.

the power to morph into yourself

The ability to turn things into gold, but only when the material the item is made of is more valuable than gold.

the power to fly but only during a severe hail storm

The power of telling the name of ANY song/music ever made by just listening the first three seconds of it.

ability to run very fast forever

the power to control nothing

The superpower to detect when someone is racist.

the power to see stuff

the power to get somewere at the same time that you arrive.

The power to have all sensory input interpreted as pain

The ability to sling web like Spiderman except you can only shoot webs from your butt hole.

Smell chick peas from over two miles away

Power to instantly turn drunk

The power to find anything on google. EXCEPT PORN.

Pointless Super Powers