The power to crash land ANY vehicle you steer/control. "Hah finally I got a tank! OMG ITS GAINING SPEED ON ITS OWN IN FRONT OF THAT GIANT RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMP!

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make youself dumb

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the power to fire my lazer

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The power to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules.

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The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

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The power to induce vomiting after a crazy junk food spree.

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the power to smell like ham

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The power to level up on a game which you can't level up on.

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Each time to show up on daily live TV each time you are masturbating.

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The power to instantaneously fall asleep but only when tomorrow is a day off.

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The power to have time when you're doing nothing.

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The ability to wake up at 3:45 am if you were sleeping, and not be able to fall assleeP again for 20 minutes.

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The power to see but only with eyes????

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the power to like justin beiber

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The power to be able to turn invisible in the dark.

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The power to create skype chats with 50 people and subsequently annoy all of them with 200+ messages per second. unfortunately neither you nor anybody can block, silence or leave the chat

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Meltman, with the power to melt!

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The power to know the word for potato in every human language... including binary (011100000110111101110100011000010111010001101111)

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the power to spell words wrong

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To be small u could be step on because no one can hearu

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The power to have the aim of Torres

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Be able to create fire with your hands but you are not invisible to it

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The power to actually ENJOY Dora the Explorer.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!