- Pointless Super Powers

The Superpower to return and never again fade, the day Moral Man stands against the whole world, the world may just be worth eliminating. Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you dooown..

The power to sweat profusely on cold days.

the power to become demented

The power to kill someone with a knife

The power the ability to read minds but only on February the 30th 1783.

The power to Silence everyone when they're saying anything

The power to defeat Chuck Norris but only if you can reach the speed of light

the power to be blind, but only if you're blind

The power to see women naked, but only when they're your friend's mom.

The power to smell people's moods

The power to gain an erection at will but only in front of your mother

the power to hold your breath 0.01 seconds longer than the average human

The ability to self destruct at will.

The power to be alone

The power to make everyone else blink around you when you blink.

The ability to kill anyone, only if he/she is your close friend.

The power to think of epic jokes but only at funerals

Power to instantly turn drunk

The power to fly, but only when you are less than a foot off the ground.

The ability to be blind, deaf, and mute at will.

The power to time travel two seconds into the future.

the ability to un-dank any meme

The power to turn grow a vagina that can whistle on your neck during a full moon.

Power to give birth through your penis.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!