Read fortune cookies without opening them

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the power to turn wine into water.

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the power to not finish your

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The power to look extremely bored and emotionless when typing "lol" or "xD"

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The ability to straighten pictures on a wall with your mind.

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The power to resurrect Hitler at will, will only work if you are Jewish.

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the power to convert oxygen and glucose to water and carbon dioxide every time you breathe.

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The ability to push doors marked "pull"

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The power to fly while masturbating.

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Nothing to see here, keep moving...

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The power to moves in slow motion.

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The power to switch genders, but you can't switch back.

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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the power to eat out your but and poop out your mouth

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Ability to be Stephen Hawking's stunt double.

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the power of the succulent game

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The power to be reading this when you can WORSHIP ME! Moral: You love me, I love me, we all win! Now, bring forth thy sacrifices, women, gold, diamonds, women, more women, yeah... And if you are a woman, you can come many many times with me...

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The power to live forever, at the cost of your own life - Colleeto5

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The power to quote memes randomly

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The power of telling the name of ANY song/music ever made by just listening the first three seconds of it.

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The power to not have any power at all

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The power to teleport to Northern Siberia with only a speedo on.

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The power to iron your clothes with your mind before putting it in the washing machine

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The power to kill anyone by hitting them gently on the forehead by yelling "I HIT THIS VICTIM REALLY HARD! I AM A MURDERER HAW HAW HAW! At least 2 times before, then 3 times after the deed.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!