the power to be forever alone

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The power to turn your fingers into penises.

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The ability to seduce women when there's no women in the room

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The ability to discharge a battery - JW

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The power to make a Spirit Bomb in one less episode than Goku.

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The power to look extremely bored and emotionless when typing "lol" or "xD"

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The ability to straighten pictures on a wall with your mind.

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The power to turn oxygen into carbon dioxide.

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The power to increase you`re pain at will.

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The power to make your shit sink or float on command.

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The power to see 3-D movies in 2-D.

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The ability to turn things into gold, but only when the material the item is made of is more valuable than gold.

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the power to become demented

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the power to fly but only during a severe hail storm

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The power to have no life and watch a whole tv series in a week.

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the ability to blow yourself

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The power to kill anyone by hitting them gently on the forehead by yelling "I HIT THIS VICTIM REALLY HARD! I AM A MURDERER HAW HAW HAW! At least 2 times before, then 3 times after the deed.

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ability to run very fast forever

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the most bunka busting mega ultra super duper large biggest most powerfull cool best ever strongest mightiest power in whe whole universe but dont knowing what it is.

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The power to control paprika with your mind

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The power to not have any power at all

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the power to control nothing

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the power to see stuff

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The power to fuck your mum whenever you want

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!