- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to summon your mom so you can prove she's not as fat as the chav in front of you is saying she is

The ability to laugh at migits at inapropriet times.

The power to be stupid reading this.

the power to inhale and exhale air

The ability to be telepathic but only while sleeping. So you just think it's a dream.

The power of exploding when you think.

The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

The power to to type Pointless Super Powers

The power to have a very keen sense of smell 24/7 but only when a fart is present

The ability to find objects in the last place you look

The power to be special just like everyone else.

the power to get sick

The power of being able to see 1 day into the past

The power to teleport yourself anywhere you want except for your major organs.

The power to piss as if you were in zero gravity and leave your big piss ball floating in the bathroom.

The power to have an internal monologue voiced by Morgan Freeman.

The power to grow more genitals.

BULLET ATTRACTION.

The power to discern the breed of a cat by the taste of its poop.

The ability to turn into a melting crayon for $20

to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

The power to get a cold in the wintertime.

The power to sit for extended periods of time in front of the computer doing pointless things. The person who is reading this has that pointless superpower otherwise he would be doing something productive.

You can hear what people think ...in sign language.

Pointless Super Powers