- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to go back in time but only be able to go 1 second back

The ability to turn into a melting crayon for $20

the passive ability to teleport to the center of the world every tenth of a second

The power to discern the breed of a cat by the taste of its poop.

the power to turn food into shit

The ability when standing still you hover 1milimeter

The power to sit for extended periods of time in front of the computer doing pointless things. The person who is reading this has that pointless superpower otherwise he would be doing something productive.

The power uncontrollably self destruct when you feel safe.

The power to get a cold in the wintertime.

You can hear what people think ...in sign language.

to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

the power to turn yourself into a toaster. once,

The power to be invulnerable while sleeping

The power to do unto others as you do unto yourself

the power to time travel to the present

The power to see through glass walls.

Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

the ability to get the chills when someone close to you has an erection.

The power to smell a fart from a 500 mile radius.

the power to fly, but only when you are in a plane that is already flying. inflight flight

make youself dumb

The power to cook pop tarts really fast

The power to read upside down...only when you're upside down.

the power to pee for longer then a normal person

Pointless Super Powers