The power to take huge shits at will.

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The ability to discharge a battery - JW

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The ability to straighten pictures on a wall with your mind.

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The power to look extremely bored and emotionless when typing "lol" or "xD"

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the power to hovertate

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The power to become a laptop forever!

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Nothing to see here, keep moving...

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The power to shrink your hand only when its inside a pringles container.

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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The power to suck your own dick, by growing and shrinking your p3nis.

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The power to Grow a baby in a woman.... for 9 months.

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The power to see 3-D movies in 2-D.

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the power to become demented

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The power to have no life and watch a whole tv series in a week.

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The power to teleport massive objects one inch above your head.

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The power to see women naked, but only when they're your friend's mom.

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The power of telling the name of ANY song/music ever made by just listening the first three seconds of it.

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ability to run very fast forever

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The power of learning

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The power to fuck your mum whenever you want

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the power to control nothing

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The power to survive jumping form a plane as long as you have a parachute.

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the power to see stuff

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The power to smell people's moods

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!