- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to burn the sun.

The power to shrink your private parts.

The power to teleport yourself anywhere you want except for your major organs.

The ability when standing still you hover 1milimeter

the ability to fall asleep in your bed and wake up In one of jigsaws rooms

the power to turn food into shit

The power of having the answer to every possible question, but also to have no way of describing said answers!

the passive ability to teleport to the center of the world every tenth of a second

The power to shoot iron from your blood

The amazing ability to shoot any liquid substance out of your eyes, with a requirement being you must douse your eyes with the substance beforehand.

the power to have 20/20 vision only when wearing aviators

The power to see the future five days after it has happend

the power to turn yourself into a toaster. once,

The power to fire lasers from my nipples.

The power to get a cold in the wintertime.

The power to be invulnerable while sleeping

The power to do a wheelie on. Unicycle

the power to time travel to the present

the ability to stop time on your watch, wall clocks, and everything that runs on battery.

The power of tasting irresistibly delishush whenever anyone gets hungry.

The power to think up the best lines but forget them when you try to speak

The power to speak a language only you can undeerstand

Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

The power to make muffins appear out of nowhere.

Pointless Super Powers