the most bunka busting mega ultra super duper large biggest most powerfull cool best ever strongest mightiest power in whe whole universe but dont knowing what it is.

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the ability to blow yourself

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The power to have no superpower

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The power to shoot liqiud gold ever 3-6 years only when you come across jesus.

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The power to make everyone else blink around you when you blink.

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The power to fly, but only when you are less than a foot off the ground.

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The power to gain an erection at will but only in front of your mother

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The power to use very big words but only when your at a retarted people convention

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The power to travel through time... 1 second at a time

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The power for electronics to slowly deteriorate and completely break in just 6 months

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The power to always get caught by the scooby doo gang

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power to have no power at all

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The power to deconstruct molecules, but only when they're part of an object with a volume of 1 cubic millimeter.

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The power to pee, REALLY LOUD.

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The power to shrink your private parts.

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the power to never be late to work, but only when you're unemployed.

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the power to any ugly person love you.

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to be one second faster than 5mph in any 80's arcade game using one finger to push the buttons

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De poverr too tipe relly shiiti annd stil bee undrstod bai rettadad peepols unly.

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The power to sharpen a pen

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The power to have super hearing but only works when you are dead.

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The power to die

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The power to discern the breed of a cat by the taste of its poop.

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The power to turn everything you touched into gold. A-hem. Midas, you listening?

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!