the ability to get the chills when someone close to you has an erection.

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the power to charge rechargeable batteries.

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The power to have any girl as your girl friend but they turn ugly

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The Power to believe you have superpowers

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From this site`s standard... me typing this is a superpower, you reading this is a pointless superpower, and so is the superpower to HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: I still CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Well actually I can but I got hit with the pointless superpower below somewhere... Moral: For moral man it is better with one Moral too many than one moral too much... and if yu disagree YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The power to find gold in your nose but only when you pick it in front of others

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Feeling people's depression.

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The power to sense if an object is sharp.

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The power to speak to toasters

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The power to summon a green Hippo that would mush up your poop in your toilet. Oddly, the superpower is only able to be summonded one a year, sorry.

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the power to be Justin bieber

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The power to be able to stop the world for two seconds only every 2 years.

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The power to have anything in the world you will never ever need in your life

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THE POWER TO SHOW HOW SERIOUS YOU ARE VIA CAPITALIZATION

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The power to have an ability.

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the ability to figure out exam questions, but only after the exam.

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the power to eat when your hungry

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The power to cook 3 minute noodles in under 1 minute.

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The power to see the future while you sleep. Side effects: insomnia

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The ability to break & unbreak every bone in your body at will

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The power to be a snail

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Read fortune cookies without opening them

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the power to turn wine into water.

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The ability to straighten pictures on a wall with your mind.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!