The power to talk without a tongue

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The power to lick anything except pussy.

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The ability to give yourself a stroke just using your mind.

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The power to summon a green Hippo that would mush up your poop in your toilet. Oddly, the superpower is only able to be summonded one a year, sorry.

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The Power to Breath When Ur dead

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The power to know the word for potato in every human language... including binary (011100000110111101110100011000010111010001101111)

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The power to create another human

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Aweonao

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The power to turn into any cat which is about to give birth.

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The power to have the aim of Torres

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THE POWER TO SHOW HOW SERIOUS YOU ARE VIA CAPITALIZATION

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The power to do everything that you can do.

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The power to have an ability.

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the ability to figure out exam questions, but only after the exam.

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The power to swallow thousand liters of sperm without any ill effects.

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The power to believe that Mac Donalds burgers look exactly like the pictures that advertise them.

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Read fortune cookies without opening them

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The power to be a snail

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the power to know how your going to die right before you die.`

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The pointless superpower to miss moral man. He was a dick.

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The ability to straighten pictures on a wall with your mind.

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The power to turn oxygen into carbon dioxide.

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The power to shrink without the power to return to normal size

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the power to hovertate

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!