- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to give your mom amazing orgasms by doing her analy

The power to have anything in the world you will never ever need in your life

The power to turn into any cat which is about to give birth.

To be small u could be step on because no one can hearu

The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

The power to be able to freeze anything, with the help of your trustworthy sidekick the freezer.

the ability to figure out exam questions, but only after the exam.

The power to find any film directed by Uwe Boll entertaining.

The power to blink, but only if polline gets in your eye.

The power to see in only one random color everyday.

The power to believe that Mac Donalds burgers look exactly like the pictures that advertise them.

The power to be a snail

The ability to be poor for life

The pointless superpower to miss moral man. He was a dick.

The power to make coma patients bark.

The power to drain people's phone battery

The power to resurrect Hitler at will, will only work if you are Jewish.

The power to grow a mustache with your pubic hair

The power to switch genders, but you can't switch back.

The power to become invisible, but it only works when you are using it for noble and moral purposes.

The power to communicate with dust bunnies.

The power to cum out of your finger tips

The power to like Justin Bieber

The power to turn your pants into underwear, but only when you're wearing them.

Pointless Super Powers