- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to seduce women when there's no women in the room

the power to forget all you learned when taking the final. just so u could remember it later...

to be able to eat any type of food, even indian food and then poop it out the next day

The power to turn oxygen into carbon dioxide.

The power to shrink boobs. -Big C

SHAPESHIFT - only into a guinee pig

The power to shrink without the power to return to normal size

The ability to push doors marked "pull"

The power to chew ass and kick bubblegum, but be all out of ass!

The power to be black, but only if you are at a KKK meeting

The power to live forever, at the cost of your own life - Colleeto5

the power to get wider by eating junk food

The power to change traffic signals to anything that is not beneficial to you.

the power to be blind, but only if you're blind

the most bunka busting mega ultra super duper large biggest most powerfull cool best ever strongest mightiest power in whe whole universe but dont knowing what it is.

The power to shoot liqiud gold ever 3-6 years only when you come across jesus.

The power to not have any power at all

The superpower to detect when someone is racist.

The power to have all sensory input interpreted as pain

The power to wake up every morning and have to pee

the power to make food shrimp.

The power to always get caught by the scooby doo gang

The power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to say that you have got the power to have the power of power stuff.

The power to poo without wiping.

Pointless Super Powers