- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

Smell chick peas from over two miles away

The power to laught at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

The power to get hurt without a break.

The ability to sling web like Spiderman except you can only shoot webs from your butt hole.

The power to type a power on this website and see it's already taken.

The power to make everything worse

The power to exaggerate everything, a power a billion, trillion overly trabillion times more powerful than anything, like 3000000 Chuck Norrises, except they are all weak in comparison to this power.

The power to defy gravity, but only for the fraction of a second.

The capability to draw penises very well

the power to see through people's clothing when they're naked

The power to deconstruct molecules, but only when they're part of an object with a volume of 1 cubic millimeter.

the power to give yourself cancer that you can't get rid of

the power to crap out bite-sized super heroes.

The power to throw Go stones to the board so that thei form the word 'Go'

The power to make it impossible to have powers

The power to read terms and conditions

The amazing ability to shoot any liquid substance out of your eyes, with a requirement being you must douse your eyes with the substance beforehand.

The power to poo.

The power to control the weather, but only in space

The power to make every single person in the world hate you and want you dead.

The power to hurt other people by hurting yourself, and you both sustain the damage.

To have the power of hindsight, which will allow you to see what you should have done previously or what other people should have done

The power to hold your pee for 5 minutes longer than normal.

The power to have any girl as your girl friend but they turn ugly

Pointless Super Powers