The power to fart on a plane.

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The power to see where light is not present.

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The ability to be poor for life

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to be able to eat any type of food, even indian food and then poop it out the next day

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The power to drain people's phone battery

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The power to hear what is happening to objects (such as a bed).

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SHAPESHIFT - only into a guinee pig

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The power to shrink without the power to return to normal size

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Nothing to see here, keep moving...

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The power to suck your own dick, by growing and shrinking your p3nis.

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The power to have no superpower

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the power to get somewere at the same time that you arrive.

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The power of telling the name of ANY song/music ever made by just listening the first three seconds of it.

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The power to shoot liqiud gold ever 3-6 years only when you come across jesus.

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The power to get hurt without a break.

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The ability to sling web like Spiderman except you can only shoot webs from your butt hole.

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The power to fly, but only when you are less than a foot off the ground.

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The power to use very big words but only when your at a retarted people convention

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yo mama

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The power to die at will

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The power to exaggerate everything, a power a billion, trillion overly trabillion times more powerful than anything, like 3000000 Chuck Norrises, except they are all weak in comparison to this power.

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The power for electronics to slowly deteriorate and completely break in just 6 months

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That F-ucking ass hole that keeps typing morals all the time, he is F`n annoying! Moral: You thought I was a hater eh? Hahaha got you there ;) And if that is not the most pointless pointlessity in the world, then... I give shit about thumbs ups really, they just discovered that I have an bad allergy to dust, and thus I have been unable to work out for TWO YEARS! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT! Me so happy, me love you long time. That is what women usually say to me, instead that they change the happy with horny... and replace you with someone else`s name. Self Irony... such a delight... and maybe I am lying... who knows... who wants to know? Nobody? :( sob... excellent! :D Damn CATCHPHRA! I SWEAR I USED TO HAVE A KITTEN THAT WAS TWICE THE SIZE OF TEXAS!

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The power to make everything worse

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!