- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to crap out bite-sized super heroes.

the ability to hold your breath for ever while being on land

the power to never be late to work, but only when you're unemployed.

The power to date women if they say 'Yes' when you ask if they want to date.

The ability to find objects in the last place you look

The power to fill up your HP, but only when it's full.

The power to sneeze scissors

The power to die

The power to have super hearing but only works when you are dead.

The power to make every single person in the world hate you and want you dead.

The power to control the weather, but only in space

The power to poo.

To have the power of hindsight, which will allow you to see what you should have done previously or what other people should have done

The power to make remotes invisible

the power to fly, but only when you are in a plane that is already flying. inflight flight

The ability to jump

Feeling people's depression.

The power to instantaneously fall asleep but only when tomorrow is a day off.

The power to hover a milimeter off solid ground when performing a walking motion.

The ability to teleport 1 Planck length in any direction you want

Be invincible...but only when you're NOT in danger.

The power to think of a clever comeback as soon as the person has left the room.

the power to travel around the world in 24 hours

the power to be a free wireless hotspot only when you are completely motionless.

Pointless Super Powers