- Pointless Super Powers

the power to give yourself cancer that you can't get rid of

The power to smell through your arse.

the power to crap out bite-sized super heroes.

the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

The power to date women if they say 'Yes' when you ask if they want to date.

The power of becoming sick when you need it.

The power to read terms and conditions

The power to die

The power to have super hearing but only works when you are dead.

The power to sneeze scissors

to zap people but only yourself

The ability to make cardboard taste slightly less like cardboard.

The power to have a device to turn the tv off without touching it!!! :O

The power to poo.

The power to complete a 100m race in exactly 100 seconds.

The power to do control the atmosphere, but only in space.

The power to stay dry in the rain, while indoors.

To have the power of hindsight, which will allow you to see what you should have done previously or what other people should have done

the power of losing and getting in 2nd place or 3th. the power of clearing your mind only for it to stay blank. the power of riding a horse really well aslong as you think it is a cow. the power of breathing AIR. the power of bellyflopping cement. the power of reading ancient arameîc. the power of speaking perfect gibberish.

The power to hold your pee for 5 minutes longer than normal.

The power to control disabled people with your mind.

The power to make remotes invisible

The power to smile uncontrollably.

The power to drive a car, but only once you've passed your driver's license.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!