The power to read the terms of service.

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The power to break a Nokia

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the power to fire angry ticks out of your nipples

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The power to permanently shorten your own penis

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The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can

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Smell chick peas from over two miles away

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The ability to sling web like Spiderman except you can only shoot webs from your butt hole.

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The power to die at will

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The ability to have have any powers with over 1500 likes in this website for 20 seconds at a time

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The ability to turn anything into a belt.

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The power to make everything worse

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That F-ucking ass hole that keeps typing morals all the time, he is F`n annoying! Moral: You thought I was a hater eh? Hahaha got you there ;) And if that is not the most pointless pointlessity in the world, then... I give shit about thumbs ups really, they just discovered that I have an bad allergy to dust, and thus I have been unable to work out for TWO YEARS! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT! Me so happy, me love you long time. That is what women usually say to me, instead that they change the happy with horny... and replace you with someone else`s name. Self Irony... such a delight... and maybe I am lying... who knows... who wants to know? Nobody? :( sob... excellent! :D Damn CATCHPHRA! I SWEAR I USED TO HAVE A KITTEN THAT WAS TWICE THE SIZE OF TEXAS!

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The power to grow bigger, but never smaller.

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the power to see through people's clothing when they're naked

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the power to laugh at burials and cry at weddings

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to be able to see through doors... only when there open

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The power to throw Go stones to the board so that thei form the word 'Go'

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The power to turn delicious and tasteful food into useless brown mush.

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The power to part clouds when there are no clouds.

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The power to sharpen a pen

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the power to get sick

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The ability to control dairy products

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The power to know you don't have a superpower

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The power to fill up your HP, but only when it's full.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!