The power to instantaneously fall asleep but only when tomorrow is a day off.

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The power to ejaculate out of your ears once daily

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The power to create another human

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The power to make the opposite of what you want to happen (and you can not think of bad things happening)

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To be small u could be step on because no one can hearu

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on it .....

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The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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The power to actually ENJOY Dora the Explorer.

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The power to like the fact that someone liked my status.

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The power to be number one, unless someone was better than you.

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The power to control yourself

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the power to turn into a rock and you cant turn back into a human

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The power to believe that Mac Donalds burgers look exactly like the pictures that advertise them.

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The ability to use the "wait" function from skyrim/fallout in real life.

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The power to remember when pepperidge farm remembered

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The ability to be poor for life

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The power to balance the light switch in the middle but only on the 4th try.

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to be able to eat any type of food, even indian food and then poop it out the next day

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The power to misspell when tyring to spell qukcily

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The power to switch genders, but you can't switch back.

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The power to make your shit sink or float on command.

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Where to start? Ah yes...THE POWER TO NOT FREAKING DO ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!

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the power to morph into yourself

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The ability to read people's thoughts but only in a language that you do not understand.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!