- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to read people's thoughts but only in a language that you do not understand.

the power to morph into yourself

The power to change traffic signals to anything that is not beneficial to you.

The power the ability to read minds but only on February the 30th 1783.

The Power to make people see a picture of you naked in their heads.

The power to defeat Chuck Norris but only if you can reach the speed of light

The power to smell any point in time

The power to kill anyone by hitting them gently on the forehead by yelling "I HIT THIS VICTIM REALLY HARD! I AM A MURDERER HAW HAW HAW! At least 2 times before, then 3 times after the deed.

The power of learning

The power to compare anything to pr0n because "you know it when you see it."

the power to talk to animals but only when it means stealing your ice cream

Smell chick peas from over two miles away

The power to travel through time... 1 second at a time

The power to die at will

The power to defy gravity, but only for the fraction of a second.

The power of women's rights.

The ability to die, when you say: "death powers activate!" . You can only do it once though.

The power to make everything worse

to be able to see through doors... only when there open

The most pointless super power should be - To be able to change your hair dye whenever you want

To be able to immediately know the name of anything you see

the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

The ability to control dairy products

Pointless Super Powers