- Pointless Super Powers

The power to be invisible but when no one is looking

The power to be immune to everything,except things that can kill you.

The power to be blind

The power to defeat Chuck Norris but only if you can reach the speed of light

The Power to make people see a picture of you naked in their heads.

The power to compare anything to pr0n because "you know it when you see it."

The power to make everyone else blink around you when you blink.

yo mama

The power to travel through time... 1 second at a time

The power to pull any woman that just asked you for a shag.

The ability to fold paper 12 times

The power to always get caught by the scooby doo gang

The power to shrink boobs by merely touching them.

The power to defy gravity, but only for the fraction of a second.

Liam Brudenell

The power of women's rights.

The power to make everything worse

power to have no power at all

The power to be powerless

the power to see through people's clothing when they're naked

The power to grow bigger, but never smaller.

the power to crap out bite-sized super heroes.

The ability to be telepathic but only while sleeping. So you just think it's a dream.

the power to never be late to work, but only when you're unemployed.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!